Sunday, June 14, 2009

I did not have relations with that woman!


March 24, 1992

Whee! Well, here we are again. I felt the urge this afternoon to document things that are currently happening, like movies that are out, political situations, new music. Stuff like that! Alright! New font. Well, today is Lady's 21st birthday. I got her a card and I am debating whether or not to buy her a single white rose. It is our fraternity flower as well as hers! Whee! I might just be different and get her a red one. I like her a lot and cool Opinionated is just getting in the way. She told me she didn’t think Lady was my type and that I should just find someone else and she also thought she would take the liberty to tell Lady that I am also not her type. I say.... WHATEVER! I am Puddy... Boy of Destiny! I'll do whatever the hell I want to. If I want to give Lady a rose... I will! Boy, a little self confidence and self-esteem never hurts now does it? Last night we had a somewhat eventful chapter. We all did impressions of Cajun man from Saturday Night Live. Participa-shawn! Copula-shawn! Defeca-shawn! It was funny. Then I went to EC for a grade check-up. I said I was doing fine, and I truthfully am. Then DMac, Craig and I went to Fuzzy's and had a beer or two. It was actually three from a pitcher, but whose counting?! I talked to Lady some last night. I was in a bad mood so I may have confused her some. I hope the flower makes up for it. Anyway, I skipped OB again! Man, seems like I never go. I just hate that class with a mortal passion! Tonight I have to work at the Alumni Center and then our championship bowling team plays at 9:15pm. Yes! I'm ready... I'm willing... I'm broke! This morning after I woke up (finally) I ate lunch and talked with Ogle and Jackson. They said they went to River Shitty last night and some girl told Ogle that she wanted to "fuck" me. It's a girl in my orientation small group. She's alright, I guess. Maybe a little young, but who cares. I don't know if I am going to get on that or not. Knowing me, I probably will! I also called a girl named Kim Bowen... I can't really spell, much less remember her last name, but anyway, I'm thinking about asking her out if this Lady thing doesn't fall into place. Ya never know! Pope, Tippy and I went to Carrie Borescky's last night about midnight to visit. Oh what fun. I really need to clean my room tonight. Nah! I'll wait on that. Tomorrow we are having class at Cafe Santa Fe for Advanced PR. Sounds like chips and beer to me! Oh joy! Not a whole lot going on, I guess. Let's see. I still need to see Basic Instinct. That's about it. I want to get the new Pearl Jam tape, but I don't have the cash seeing as though I have bounced about 3 checks this month. Shaw! Shright! (Wayne's World Jargon!) Hmmm...


Clinton and Bush will be running against each other, I guess. I don't really care. I never considered myself politically active. I haven't talked to my little sister Sally in a long time. I wonder if she knows I exist! I'm gonna cry! Man, it's only Tuesday. Grr... oh well. I guess I need to do my PR homework really quick and then go back to the house and take care of some business. Later on!