Right Said Fred? Really?

March 10, 1992

Man, it's payday today, and I really need that check. Well, what has happened lately since I wrote last Wednesday. Homer, Opinionated and I almost have our project finished for the Kodak Weekend 25 disposable-waterproof camera. Or should I say Opinionated and I almost have it done. We worked all day Sunday on it and most of the day Monday. Homer has done very little on it and it is due tomorrow at 9:00am. It could be an all-nighter, but I don't think so. It's looking pretty good. It's 10:30am and I'm waiting for Opinionated to meet me so I can give her the pictures to color in. I drew them all and did all the lettering. Oh well.

I left Organizational Behavior early today. I got a 56% on my second test. I guess I will be dropping that one. I got an 83% on the first one, I just didn't study for this one much at all. I dunno!

Xanax, my Advanced PR teacher, liked my story about the Cross-Eyed Queen. In fact, she read it aloud to the class. I think I already wrote about that, but I 'm not sure. I'm going to Dumb Tit's as soon as I meet Homer and Opinionated at 11:00am. We have a nice-sized Graphics lab due today and I'm not looking forward to it at all... well, all but bein' with Dumb Tits.

We're going to Dallas this weekend for an advertising convention. It starts Thursday and we're leaving really early in the morning and it lasts until Saturday. Whee!

A cold front came through. I was on the roof of the house listening to the Razorback game and drinking some Bud Light Saturday, and I got sun burned. Now three days later it's 23 degrees? How insane! Well, I think I'm getting in good with Lady... I dunno! We had a party Friday night with a sorority from Conway called the Alpha Sigma Alpha's. It was alright. We started out at Tremor's and danced and stuff and then came back to the house and had a keg and jungle juice and listened to tunes up in the dorm. I was bored by about 11:00pm and I called Lady over at Opinionated's. I was a little buzzed. I kept asking her to go see Wayne's World with me at midnight, but she said no because I was drunk. Then I started whining and saying, "Oh, man!" She told me to quit saying that, so I changed "man" to "Oh, Dylan! Oh, Dylan! Grow some sideburns for me!" HellifIknowhy!

Anyway, she called back Sunday night and we talked for about a half an hour. She is pretty cool, I think. She is going to Florida for Spring Break and I'm sittin' home on my happy ass in Little Rock doing nothing but reading, I guess. I want to go to Dallas to Six Flags and see Right Said Fred ("I'm Too Sexy"), but I want Lady and Opinionated to come with. Ya never know, I may just take my brother with me!

I got thrown out of chapter last night because I was too talkative... imagine! Anyway, I made it without going to E.C. for once, and I'm off kitchen crew because no one showed up to help me last night. Did I mention I caught a girl pissing in the urinal Friday night? Well, I did. It was pretty funny.

Spring Break starts on Friday... oh joy of joys! Tomorrow is my last day of classes for the week due to the trip on Thursday. Schwing! I still want to see The Lawnmower Man by Stephen King. It's out in Little Rock, but by God it's not in Fayetteville. Sheesh.

The Cure is supposed to put out a new single next week called "Wish" or "High" or something like that. Who knows? I bought another U2 single called "One." I couldn't get tickets to the "Zoo TV" concert in Dallas because it sold out in 12 minutes. I was so royally pissed. On the catwalk... on the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk. Cuando bailo! Rehr!

It looks like I may not be able to go bowling tonight. I have a meeting about the Ad Club trip at 8:30pm tonight. Shright!

The circus was a flop, I hear. Like it was in somebody's garage or something. Oh well, if Lady couldn't go, I didn't want to go anyway! Welp, I'm gonna do a spell check and mosey on do some more priority-stricken events. I can't forget to pick up my check! Laterness!

Soy tan sexy que mi Mac...

March 4, 1992

OK. Well, it's finally hump-day and the week is almost over. My voice is still a little hoarse, but I don't mind. It sounds kinda cool, I think.

I sold my ticket to the LSU game last night for a mere $10. I had to work anyway, and I need the money. I still haven't studied for my OB test tomorrow morning. I have to work tonight and I have intramural bowling at 9:15pm. I should have time to study today if I make time.

I wanted to ask Lady to the circus on Sunday, but she was on her way out the door when I called. Oh bother. I can't figure out if I like Dumb Tits or not. She's a cool person, but a little self-insecure. She's creative and smart, but I don't think she knows it.

I have Advanced PR in about 15 minutes so I thought I would just come in and type a little bit if I could. Eric Clapton has a song out called "Tears from Heaven" and it's pretty cool. The Cure is supposed to have a new single out pretty soon as well. I'm also supposed to get U2 tickets soon. If I don't get 'em, I'll be really pissed!

Oh, well. I have on my "Ren & Stimpy" t-shirt today. It's really fly (I don't say "fly" very often.)

Today was elections for ASG. I voted and all, but I sure got tired of people handing out flyers and just plain being pesky. I need to start learning a new word everyday. I heard that a person's vocabulary stops growing at age 25 and I'm gettin' there. Well, maybe in 4 years, but still... I dunno.

So, I still have no car, no decent clothes, no money, I bounced a check to Hoffbrau... grrrrr. Anyway, time to run. I'll just write again tomorrow.

I'm too sexy for this Mac.

Back to Reality...

March 3, 1992

I can't believe it's already 3:15pm. I skipped Organizational Behavior this morning. That class is so dull, and the people in there have the IQ of Corky on Life Goes On. I have a test in there on Thursday so I will begin studying tonight.

The LSU game is tonight but I really don't know if I want to go or not. I'd just assume sell my ticket and have the money. I have a little presentation in Ad/Copy layout tomorrow so I need to shuffle off to the library and see what damage I can do. I just got out of Graphics. We had a huge lab to do. I didn't know if I was going to get it finished or not. I did.

I talked to Dumb Tits for about 3 hours last night about just about everything. I also went to the pep rally with Opinionated. We saw Lady there. We have a date function at the circus in Springdale Sunday night. I need to find a date. I haven't been to the cool circus in a long time.

I had to go to E.C. last night because I got back from Mardi Gras later than 10pm and that's the rules. A $10 fine if you don't come back by 10pm every single Sunday night. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! I'm getting really sick of that fraternity and living in the house. Grrrrrr! I need/want an apartment so bad I could have monkey's fly out my butt! Massive. Well, I have a few things to do today so I'd best get to it. Yipee!