Ole for Jose's!

April 13, 1992

Well, fuck! Man, I'm at DPS again and it is so damn hard to get on a computer. It's not like I'm doin' any schoolwork here or anything, but still! It's 12:15am so I guess it's really Tuesday. Anyway, Lady called last night and it was cool. I told her she needed to take more initiative and call me more often. She said she would.

Anyway, today was a bit hellish. It seems more often than not I get pissed-off on Mondays, and this is no exception. My Ad Copy/Layout class was alright. We watched the evolution and creation of a SAAB commercial. I went to DPS after that and put finishing touches on my PR assignment. Cool! Then I went to Adv. PR and Dr. Miller was on this fuckin' rampage to get these PSA's out for the Walton Arts Center. She wants us to get 'em done and record them. Whee! I'm not a broadcast major, kids!

After that, I dicked around most of the day. I had to miss Chapter (shucks) because I had to visit with Mr. LawyerMan (aka - Don Taylor) who informed me that I would probably be paying a nice $500 fine and about $234 in court costs, plus his retainer! Grrr! DWI's are the shits, eh?!

After that, I tried to slip into some self-depression, but it didn't work so I bought some cigars at Harp's, where I saw Alicia Staggs (I think that's her name.) Then I went to Jose's, solo, and had a Tecate and a Lite draft. It's no fun drinkin' by yourself, but it was somethin' I had to do!

I haven't paid my housebill for this month, I skipped house cleanup last night. Ok! I'm getting ready to go off on a plethora of verbal assaults about that fuckin' house! There's more to life than Sunday night cleanup. I have shit to do! The social reprobates at the house can clean shitters and stairwells all night if they want. Fuck 'em! I'm not doing it again and I'm not paying the fine or doing the time! I think maybe the DWI is a bit more important right now! I can't forget to pay my phone bill or my Texaco bill either. Then someone had the gall to say I can't park in the back lot anymore because of my grades. What ignorant asswipes. It's not like I haven't lived in the house for 3 years or anything! Grrr!

Lady called and said she was on her way to IHOP to study. I would have loved to have seen her today, but it didn't work out that way! She told me she had a cool nosebleed in her sleep last night. How queer! Anyway, I should call her when I get home if it isn't too late! I'm thinkin' about writing a story. A short story. Well, here goes, I guess. Later!

You Mean It's Next To The Rogers Rec Hall?

April 12, 2992

Christ! Well, it's Sunday already. Man, I've just been too busy to write! Well, what's happened?! On Wednesday, nothin' much happened. I gave blood on Thursday and I've just been hangin' out. Did I do somethin' with Lady Thursday night? Hmm... I guess not. Oh yeah, she came over and watched 90120 with me. It was just so fun. I still can't tell if she likes me or not cuz there is a lot of tension. She doesn't tell me what she's thinking.

My lawyer canceled with me and now I come in on Monday night at 6pm. He said the fine was gonna be around $800. Egad!

I got the job at Disney. They called me back! I'm so excited. I got really shitty on Friday. It was a beautiful weekend. I bought a few kites at Wal-Mart for about $1.50 a pop. I drank a lot of beer and gin and Brass Monkey and I puked!

I got with FWB again. I gotta stop that! But what's a drunk man to do? I watched the George Foreman fight on Saturday night and went and saw Sleepwalkers at midnight. Ooh it was good. We didn't have Bahama Mama this year due to our probation! Oh well.

Tonight I picked up Lady and took her to the park. I brought a jam box, some Subway, a candle and a rose. I hope she was impressed! I was. Still, I don't know if she likes me or not. I wish she'd just come out and say it. Grr! She thinks she doesn't want to get close to me cuz I'm leaving. How ignorant!

Well, I'm in DPS again and I just got done with my Adv. PR assignment. What a pain. I hate the Walton Arts Center and it's not even open! Oh joy! Well, I'm very hungry and it's about 11:15pm. I can study O.B. before I got to bed and grab some Taco Bell! See ya!

It's SWEATINDIPITY, Dookie V.

April 7, 1992

Yipee! I'm done with my Graphics lab now. It looks really good, I think. I'm in DPS now typing this now. It's a very shitty day outside. Drizzly. Rainy! Grr.

Well, I won all sorts of neat stuff at the CBS thing yesterday. I got a Family Feud game and I met some cool people. Anyway, after Chapter and Formal Association, I went and picked up Snaggletooth and Lady and we went to My Pleasure to watch the Michigan/Duke game. Duke won the NCAA Championship... again! I had a great time with Lady. We met this guy from the CBS team and he was from New York. I learned some cool phrases like "Johnny", "Stupe" and "Willy." Pretty fun. I spent $30! I'm not in any position to spend cash like that at all! Well, we wound up dropping Snaggletooth off at the Ramada Inn with her new "friend" and I took Lady home. I got to smooch again! It was a great smooch! I give it an A all the way, baby! (I kinda sound like Dick Vitale!)

So anyway, the cook made Mexican for lunch and I am feeling it hard-core. I gotta go back to the house now and finish up the final details of my Graphics. It's 12:45pm now and I'm a bit tired. I go see my lawyer today at 4:00pm, so I'm a bit nervous. Well, like I said... See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!

Did I urinate on your rug?

Monday 4-6-92:


Whee! Well, it's Monday again already! I did have a great weekend though. It all began on Thursday. I picked up Lady about 7:45pm and we went to Coy's for a quick drink! She made me laugh and I wound up spitting my White Russian all over the table. Grr! No manners for me whatsoever. Anyway, she thought it was funny! She looked really good, too. I don't know what it was but she looked extremely good that night. Again, it may have just been me! Anyway, we watched a little 90210 at Coy's and then we went to The Oasis and watched the comedians. One comic just kept bustin' on me for saying "That's not right!" when he made ludicrously rude jokes. I bought Lady a lot of drinks and we had a great time. Then we went out to the place with the Easter Bunny murders at Fox Run, and then we went out to Lake Wedington where we do part of our initiation. We spent a lot of time just getting to know each other. I think she's pretty cool, I mean who else is gonna let you spit out your drink at the table and then still talk to you?! She's funny, witty, smart and crazy. I don't know. I have this problem of falling hard for a lot of the girls that I go out with, but I think I really like Lady. She's a true sweetheart.

Anyway, at about 2:00am we called it a night after touring Bell Engineering Center. I even got to kiss her goodnight! Cool! Excellent! Party on!

So, on Friday morning I packed my shit, bought some beer and headed out to Stillwater to see Opie at OSU. It was different and I need the getaway! I ran through a tollbooth without paying because I didn't have the funds. Too bad, Oklahoma! Come and get me!

The Lambda Chi BAHAMAMAMA there was alright. I wound up just getting really drunk and meeting people. Opie passed out and threw up all over himself by 10:00pm. I came home early on Saturday and went to Springfest with Opinionated, Natalie and Danielle and DMac, Rob and Craig. It was good to be out in the sun. We stopped in Jose's for a few beers and almost got in a scrap with these prepubescent niggers. Oh well!

Then we came back to the house!

That night I went out with those three girls. We went to Antonio's and then to my room and to Tremors. They were pretty shitty. I didn't mind driving because I'm about to lose my license anyway! Grr.

On Sunday, I didn't do much. It was daylight savings time so I lost an hour of the day I would have pissed away anyway. I went to Opinionated's and Harry and I worked on a project for the Walton Arts Center. Snaggletooth came over to type a paper and then Lady came over to just hang out. Opinionated was getting mad because Lady and Snaggletooth were being too loud. I didn't mind. It was Lady, dammit!

Anyway, today I have to go check on the Bahama Mama shirts and cups and work on my Graphics project. It will be a busy day. Plus, Lady asked me to go watch the basketball game with her and Snaggletooth tonight. Whee!

So anyway, I may have to skip out on Formal Association tonight. Aw shukey-darn-darns. Fight Night is over and we didn't make it to the finals. Oh well. Well, at 11:00am, CBS has a setup over at the Union and I think they are givin' away free stuff or something so I am going to stop by there before I go back to the house for lunch. That's all for now kids! Later!

"Son", she said, "have I got a little story for you."

April 2, 1992

Well, I forgot to write yesterday. I was too damn busy, I guess. Well, the highlight of yesterday is that my lawyer called and gave me the results of my blood/alcohol test. It scored in at a whopping .21%.

Mo-fucker! Anyway, that was very depressing! I worked on my campaign for the Walton Arts Center with Harry and Opinionated last night and we did a pretty good job very quickly. I also bought the new Pearl Jam tape called Ten. I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm getting ready to.

I have a date with Lady tonight if she remembers and also I am going to OSU tomorrow to see Opie. He's a Chop there, and plus I want to get away from Fayetteville for a bit! Secondly, Tara called me last night from Jonesboro and wants me to come up there! Coolness. I think I will next weekend! Cool!

I have to type in the two radio spots I worked on for Ad Copy and now I'd better run. Fight Night is tonight and I think I am going to miss it. I'm cruisin'!

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

March 31, 1992

Well, what's on tap for today?! I went to the Walt Disney World orientation last night. it was very informative. I was very excited about the whole thing. We had a Greek Week cookout with the Kappa's. I couldn't go, dammit!

Anyway, today is D-Young's birthday and a few of us are going to go to Jose's to celebrate! Yesterday was very tense. I had a redo lab for Graphics to finish, Harry had the gall to call me a bitch about his grade for Ad Copy/Layout. Tough shit! Do the work, make the grade! Anyway, I'm happy with my 98% so blow me!

Lady and I talked a few times last night. I asked her out for Thursday so she'd better go... she'd better! Whee! She asked me to go get a coke last night but I said no because I was in a foul mood! The Oscar's were also on last night. Silence of the Lambs got best picture, best actress and best actor. How cool! I'm glad Beauty and the Beast didn't get anything.

Cool Royace and his lovely (not) girlfriend, Blake, got in a little squabble last night. It turned out in him calling her a bitch! Whee!

My interview was today. I was a bit nervous, but I think I did OK. I really, really want that job! I'm glad it's over though. I was quite tense about it. Now I basically have a free week, except for my PSA for AD C/L Lab. Again, I skipped OB. I wonder if I'm still on the roll?!

I got a haircut yesterday. It's just soo awesome! I'm gettin' ready to go to Deb's office and buy a Greek Week shirt! Oh joy of joys! I heard they're pretty ugly. Well, gotta run. Lot's of stuff to do today! I'll see if I can't find some time to enter more later. Tomorrow is April Fool's Day! Whee! Heh-heh. Oh, tomorrow is El Chico's with my Adv. PR class! Yipee! Byeness!

What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?

March 30, 1992

Well, here it is Monday once again! Let's see... Thursday night I went out to My Pleasure, local bar that almost every Greek goes to, with my roommate Craig to have a couple of drinks, but especially to meet Lady there. We had a few and Lady finally showed up. We talked a bit and then all of a sudden somebody decided it would be cool to set off a tear gas bomb or something and everyone started violently gagging and coughing, utterly clearing out the bar. We came home and Lady called me about 2:00am. I was very excited.

Friday we had initiation. I forgot my part for a minute, but I stumbled through it! After that, I caught a few Z's and woke up at 5:30am to go to Little Rock to help my parents move into what is affectionately called the "disco house." The wallpaper has to go! Anyway, Psycho and I moved all day and then capped the evening off by going to Way Out Willie's and then went and saw Basic Instinct on the Cinema 150 dome screen. It was nice! Anyway, we came home right after that to Fayetteville. Psycho left for the Air Force about 10:30am on Sunday. I was still asleep. The last thing I remember him saying was that he wanted to rape some girl in Pomphret. He was just kidding... I hope.

Well, Sunday was devoted to cleaning my room and rearranging. Lady never called me! Wah! Well, today's another day. Anyway, it's unseasonably cold today! I just got out of Advertising and Copy Layout. We got our campaign evaluations back today. I got a 98%! Hot damn! I deserved it! The team score was only an 89%, but the A is the score in the gradebook! Yipee! Well, cool Harry who didn't do any work got a low B. He's lucky he got that! Well, I told him I got a B so he wouldn't get mad.

Oh well! I need to fill out my schedule, get a haircut, work on my Graphics lab, go to my Walt Disney World orientation and play the piano. It's about that time to go now. It's almost 11:00am and I have to go eat lunch and then go to Adv. PR. Oh joy of joys! Later on, brah!

I Have A Peg Leg At The End Of My Stump-A...

March 25, 1992

Well, here it is Hump Day already. Let’s see... I’m getting ready to go to Muley’s for my PR class. It got moved from Cafe Santa Fe, so whatever! Last night we had bowling. I really sucked. Lady and Opinionated and Snaggletooth came out to watch us, and Lady was really, really drunk. It was her birthday so it’s cool. My bowling really bit hard... grr! Some lady came in and guest spoke to our Ad/Copy Layout class today. What fun! I talked to Lady last night about midnight and I sang Happy Birthday to her. She probably won’t remember. Anyway, Royace, Craig, Pasty White and I are lip-syncing Beastie Boys for the Greek Week talent competition. We’re gonna rap “Shake Your Rump”! Oh joy of joys. Well, not much to say today. I really have to go, so there! Man, what do I have to do tonight?! I can’t think of anything. I need to clean the room. There’s my goal. I’ll do it after work and then practice the Beastie Boys thing. They are supposed to come out with a new album soon! Ya never know! Anyway.... Meanwhile! Gotta bail, laterness!